This week: Shop Talk
by Victor Greeson
Shopping happens - you may not want to shop 'til you
drop, but you will probably need to buy something, someday.
And then? Off to the mall! And now that the holiday
shopping season is upon us, it's not just
shopaholics who feel the call of
the mall. But when you go, go with
some new vocabulary - and your plastic!
If any word or phrase is unfamiliar to you, just click it.
Marc and Damien are power shopping at
the mall. They have stopped in
a tragically hip boutique,
where they start talking trash with the
Marc: Hey - isn't that Heather?
Damien: It sure is! (to Heather) Hey, girl,
what'cha doin'? Working hard?
Heather: Hardly workin'.
Whadda you guys doing here?
Damien: Oh, people-watching... whatever. After all, there's
only 26 shopping days 'til
X-mas. But, I do need
to return this shirt for a refund.
I'm maxed out. Plus, it's
kinda tacky. Could I
exchange it for something cheap
Shop 'til you drop is a cute,
commonly-used expression meaning, simply, to shop a lot, as is power
Although the word mall can
refer to any large pedestian area, it almost always refers to a
shopping mall. The only other time that the word
is commonly used is to refer to the pedestrian mall in Washington,
D.C. (the capitol) where there are many historic and touristy
places surrounding a central, paved area. But, whether they are
open-air or enclosed, shopping malls are special.
Since many gifts are bought around the winter holidays,
this is often known as the Christmas (or holiday) shopping season, a usage similar to
hunting season - the time when it is legal to hunt. The amount of
time available before Christmas for shopping is often counted down, and retailers will
often point out that there are, e.g., ten shopping days until Christmas.
The hours that a store is open are its shopping hours.
A shopaholic is somone addicted to shopping
(compare this to "alcoholic" for someone addicted to alcohol). This is usually a joke.
Your plastic is your credit card or cards.
Often, the word "credit" is left off, and your card is understood
to mean "your credit card" - unless it means your business card. Put it
on my card means "charge it to my credit card".
If your plastic is maxed out, that means you
are at or beyond the credit limit on your card.
Someone who arrives somewhere casually, without planning to,
has dropped in, dropped by, or stopped in.
Tragically hip and fabulous are
humorous ways of saying that something is fashionable or cool.
Talking trash generally means talking in
a frivolous way, such as gossiping.
A clerk can be many things - the word can refer
to hard-working, but poorly-paid office workers; to people who work at public-service
points like the desks of hotels, banks, and libraries; and, as in this week's story, to
the (again, poorly-paid) workers who serve the public in retail stores.
One of the hardest things to get used to is the
frequent use in the spoken language of shorter forms of words - especially
when these contractions are "incorrect". Textbooks generally don't cover
this topic, but in almost any casual conversation,
many words will be shortened in sound. Endings are often dropped or changed.
The ending "-er" may be said as "-a", as in watta for "water".
"Of" may be said as "-a" also, as in kinda for "kind of".
The ending "-ing" will often be
said as "-in'", as in doin' for "doing", and workin'
for "working". Sometimes, "to" will be added to the ending of the word
beore it as "-a", as in gonna (pronounced GUN-uh) for
"going to", which also shows how much of the word "going" gets "left out" of the
shortened version. "You" often ends up as "-ja", "-ya", or part of "-cha". Maybe
a few examples will make the pattern clearer:
What'cha doin'? is short for "What are you doing?" Don'cha
know? is short for "Don't you know?" Wassamatta wit'cha?
is short for "What's the matter with you?" Where'd'ja go? is short
for "Where did you go?" Wadda is short for "what are". "Until" is
often shortened to 'til.
X-mas is a casual abbreviation for "Christmas", from the
fact that the letter X has often been used to refer to Christ, or to the
sign of the cross. Some conservative Christians may find it disrespecful, and some
sarcastic agnostics have suggested that in this case "X" is a variable, referring to
an unknown quantity.
If you have bought something, or got it as a gift, and for some reason
do not want it (maybe you have discovered that it was sold damaged), you may
return it to the store for cash. The money that you get back is a
refund. If you choose to give it back to the store, but take other
merchandise instead of cash, you have made an exchange, or
exchanged your gift. Careful! The lines to do this are very long
If a manufacturer offers a cash incentive to buy something, the money they offer is a
rebate. If you have been given a gift certificate, which is a
piece of paper that allows you to buy items from a store as if you were using cash, then to use
your gift certificate is to redeem it. This way of speaking may also
be used for coupons and other pieces of paper that have a cash value.
The word cheap can refer to the price or quality of
something - it may mean that a product is inexpensive (for example, "I know a place
where we can get a good, cheap meal.") or that the product is bad ("These cheap digital watches
are always falling apart!"). A person who doesn't like to spend their money is also called
cheap, or a cheapskate. Shoddy goods are also
products of low quality, and if they are tacky, or in
poor taste, that means that they are ugly in a particular way -
ugly in a way that shows the poor perception (or bad taste) of the person
who owns or wears them.
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